dirtylittledamsel:

when you just get out of the shower and your parents don’t tell you they have guests over

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howtobeafuckinglady:

why can’t I stop laughing 

howtobeafuckinglady:

why can’t I stop laughing 

thisurltotallysucks:

dion-thesocialist:

It’s hilarious that we live in a society that will shame you for how much sex you have and for the junk food you eat. Like, wow, how dare you eat delicious foods and have orgasms, you’re a monster. Enjoy your miserable life filled with pleasures.

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stability:

do whatcha want, whatcha want with my body (if ur rich)

smallwheatqueen:

who wore it better

tagged: +art 
tagged: +cats 

humorking:

me auditioning to model

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wifipasswords:

teacher: cite your sources in this essay

me:

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canadianslut:

*opens 27 snapchats and doesn’t reply to a single one*

I’ll marry a person who knows how I take my tea, coffee, and alcohol
And knows when to make which.
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