thernemequeen:

Class: Bootylicious

thernemequeen:

Class: Bootylicious

axedeodorant:

pizzaight:

who is she?

lana del rey before she went mainstream

axedeodorant:

pizzaight:

who is she?

lana del rey before she went mainstream

unshaped:

why does she look so shocked?? like what was she expecting from putting her hamster on the blue ball of fucking hell and making it bounce

unshaped:

why does she look so shocked?? like what was she expecting from putting her hamster on the blue ball of fucking hell and making it bounce

tagged: +fav 
mayanparty:


WHY DID THIS JUST APPEAR ON MY COMPUTER

mayanparty:

WHY DID THIS JUST APPEAR ON MY COMPUTER

@ladygaga: Aussie Aussie Aussie I was so happy to see my fans outside the hotel I wish I could have gotten to everybody!

@ladygaga: oi oi oi

tagged: +gaga 

jaclcfrost:

faygofuckyourself:

jaclcfrost:

if magic isn’t real then how do you explain

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It hardens because the chocolate cools on the cold ice cream. Put a bottle in the fridge and wait. It’ll be a hunk of chocolate

no i’m pretty sure it’s magic it even says “magic” on the bottle and it’s got a snazzy turtle in a hat a magician would wear with a magic wand

bussykiller:

firelorcl:

if you put an e on the end of clitoris it’s like an obscure yet pretty name

clitorise
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digivolvin:

last night i dreamed that scientists used a really bad picture of me to prove humans are closely related to goats and i was so insulted i woke up

milkovicho:

i dont think i ever told people about the egg decorating competitions my secondary school started doing at easter

this was my favourite entry of all time and it didnt win and im still outraged

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nico-diangelcakes:

nico-diangelcakes:

So i have this giant pencil right

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I think we all know where this is going.

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the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming

kanyewhisperer:

her name is emily but she goes by em

kanyewhisperer:

her name is emily but she goes by em

phlynn:

remember when people choked on cinnamon to entertain the internet

shofieffxiv:

mirahxox:

chocolateist:

yougurtandchocolate:

john-eggmcmuffin:

dancinghomestuckforever:

godtechturninheads:

i tried to take a picture damnit

annnnnd you are fucking adorable

AWE THAT WAS ONE OF THE CUTEST THINGS IVE EVER SEEN YOURE A BAB Y

It’s like a fawn getting disappointed then getting happy. TOO ADORABLE

Did Pixar make you? Oh my lord

is this tinkerbell?

I….I want to draw her

shofieffxiv:

mirahxox:

chocolateist:

yougurtandchocolate:

john-eggmcmuffin:

dancinghomestuckforever:

godtechturninheads:

i tried to take a picture damnit

annnnnd you are fucking adorable

AWE THAT WAS ONE OF THE CUTEST THINGS IVE EVER SEEN YOURE A BAB Y

It’s like a fawn getting disappointed then getting happy. TOO ADORABLE

Did Pixar make you? Oh my lord

is this tinkerbell?

I….I want to draw her

quiet reminder for myself and anyone else who needs it

oyajicon:

  • you’re alive
  • you’re okay
  • you have people who care about you
  • you can do this
  • it’s okay to be scared and overwhelmed, just don’t let it consume you
  • you’re okay
  • you can do this
  • today might not be a good day, but you’re alive and that’s okay
  • it’s okay
  • you’re okay
  • deep breaths
  • you’re okay
tagged: +sad ref